Five Yards

In Scotland, the most important time for a young lad is when he “comes of age” and is allowed to purchase and wear his first kilt.
A couple of weeks before his important birthday, a young lad went to a tailor shop and found the material he wanted for his first kilt.

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Repair

A Scotsman clad in a kilt walks up to the counter in an Apothecary. From his pocket he takes a plaid condom that has been heavily used, torn, patched, sewn, and is currently split down one side.

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The Classic

A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a large amount of whisky at a local pub. He felt quite sleepy and decided to nap against a tree.
As he slept, two female tourists heard his loud snoring. When they found him, one said, “I’ve always wondered what a Scotsman wears under his kilt.”

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Chocolate Banana

Chocolate Banana

At the Georgia Renaissance Festival, April 26, 2014. The “Chocolate Banana” does not in any way refer to me.

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#KiltedToKickCancer

#KiltedToKickCancer

If you have an Instagram account join me in posting a kilt photo with the hashtag #KiltedToKickCancer.

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